Wednesday, 16 October 2013

THANK YOU GOD....

My son's bedtime prayer had us all in stitches last night.


 In Jesus name,
         thank you God for our food, because we are not hungry,
         thank you God that we wear our slippers so that we do not step on dirty floors,
         thank you God that we do not touch electricity,
         thank you God that we did not dig the sand with our hands,
         thank you God that we did not fight,
         thank you God for everything,
         in Jesus name I pray.



Children,God bless them.

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

DOTI NO DEY KILL AFRICAN MAN....


He,hee,hee!!!

Excuse me jare.

Had to come here to laugh out loud as what  I just witnessed is too funny not to share.

Its this babe o, you know her type now; baffed to the teeth, nose in the air, veeery, veeery upitty, ehn now, the type that makes you feel like a housegirl even in your sunday best. You gorrit!! That's the type of girl am talking about.

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

JUST LIKE ROAD-RUNNER AND COYOTE!!!


Who ever watched 'Roadrunner and Coyote'?

It is a cartoon that aired years ago. Pretty inane really.

Just about Coyote chasing Roadrunner in every episode and never catching it. In true cartoon style, there was dynamite blowups, heavy things falling from the sky, boobie traps and allsorts of other stuffs employed by Coyote to catch Roadrunner, but inspite of it all he never could catch Coyote.

My friend Andrea and I used to discuss what would happen if Coyote eventually got to catch Roadrunner.

Then ONE DAY.......